this fuckface in my class was all like, “oh wow our school has a cycling club and there’s a women’s portion? That’s surprising!”

I tripped him when he was going up the stairs today and he was so stupid he didn’t even realize it wasn’t himself. 

Next time, I’ll trip him when he’s going down those fucking stairs.

my heart was not ready for that omg someone call the ambulance I’m going to have a heart attack

ask-irl-mikasa-ackerman:

Makishima would totally do it just to piss Toudou off.

I don’t have the official cosplay, but hey, my uni team’s practice uniform will do for now.

I should watch ep 3 in Toudou cosplay but I don’t have a Maki-chan to cry and harass on the phone to

I’m going to finish up my organic chem hmk and take some notes for my upcoming midterms and labs

I don’t have class until 2 pm tomorrow so I’m gonna grab some tissues and ice cream at around 12pm and watch yowapeda ep 3

I’m not ready for this

Midousuji will break my heart his backstory will be the end of me goodbye friends

I still need to name him yes 
I’m a nerd
I name my belongings fight me

I still need to name him yes 

I’m a nerd

I name my belongings fight me

I could make a pretty convincing anime character
you know those creepy ones with slanted eyes

I could make a pretty convincing anime character

you know those creepy ones with slanted eyes

I’m always eating at school

or at home

I’m literally always stuffing my face with something and when people tell me to stop because I might get fat I just chew even louder

This is the kind of shit I have to deal with everyday folks.

This is the kind of shit I have to deal with everyday folks.

YESSSSSS

I did really good on my midterm juts now and I also found out that I got above class average for the organic chemistry midterm I thought I failed

The organic Chem class in my uni has like the highest fail rate so fingers crossed I make it this year!!!!!

So fucking tired so fucking relieved

2 hours before my midterm and I’m drawing Akira because mohawks do things to my heart

2 hours before my midterm and I’m drawing Akira because mohawks do things to my heart

You can copy mine, but I don’t know if I’m doing it right
every university/college kid at some point in their academic career

I don’t know if I’m the only one who feels this way, or if I’m the only one who is big enough of a jerk to say it aloud

but I absolutely hate spectators who get more excited or start to believe that they understand more than the actual person who’s drawing/playing the game/etc.

In track races or in bball games in highschool, or when people are watching me draw in class

They were always like, “Run faster!” “Shoot!!!” or “You should draw this ___”

I remember smiling but inside my head was screaming, shut the fuck up.

Same goes for people in hockey games, the players are doing their best, and all those stupid spectators who get upset at the end have probably never shot an actual goal or touched a hockey stick in their lives.

Pathetic.

Sorry for the rant, my parents were just getting worked up over a sports game rerun on TV and it’s like, they’ve never played sports in their lives or bothered to come support me in my games. 

They honestly do not deserve to say anything.

Where are you hiding your horn, oh beautiful mare?
Anonymous

are you asking me where my penis is because I’m afraid that’s confidential  info 

I’ve learned that if you want to feel like a unicorn or some other elusive creature all you need to do is tell others you’re bisexual and suddenly you are a mythical creature come to life

When you guys feel bad for stuttering in front of people you like or the general public,

just remember that when I first joined the cycling team around a month ago, and they asked me to introduce myself and a hobby of mine as an icebreaker

I told them I collected teacups.

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I told a bunch of super rad, powerful cyclists that I liked to collect teacups.